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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
Still no good
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Cum at omnis doloremque totam.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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